Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Grey and Goes Round

Q: What's grey and goes round and round?
A: An elephant in a washing machine!

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He Can't Hear

Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Four Feet On An Elephant

Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
A: Because it would look silly with six inches.

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