Good Deal

A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn. "Why are you doing that?" asked his neighbor "It's to keep the elephants off the grass" he replied. "But we don't get elephants around here!" "I know good stuff isn't it?"

Elephant and Rhino

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A: Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

Tarzan And The Elephants

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants!