Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant In The Jungle

Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.

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Biggest Ant

Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An elephant!

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It Can't Sleep

Q: What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?
A: Trunkquilizers!

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