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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Sir!
Q: What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
A: Sir!
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He Wears A Mask
Q: What's big and grey and wears a mask?
A: The elephantom of the opera!
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Coming Across an Elephant
Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?
A: Apologize and wipe it off.
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