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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes
An Elephant
Q: What's grey, stands in a river when it rains, and doesn't get wet?
A: An elephant with an umbrella!
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Hippopotamus in a Mini-Van
Q: How do you get a hippopotamus in a mini-van?
A: Kick one of the elephants out.
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Bush and Cheney Riding Elephants
George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the crowd shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two assholes on it!" Bush and Cheney looked down at the elephants ass, confused.
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