Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

It's Bright Red

Q: What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
A: An elephant holding its breath!

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A 200 Ton Elephant Sit?

Q: Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
A: Anywhere he wants!

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Elephant and Naked Man

An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"

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