Animal Jokes - Duck Jokes

Duck In Jail

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he was selling quack.

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Push

Q: What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?
A: Ouch.

Anonymous

Duck Traitor

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold.

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