Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Doctor I'm a Dog!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

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Wagging His Head

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head!

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An Irresolvable Problem

A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt. He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged. "Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist. "No," she said, not until recently. "I've been fucking a lot doggie style." "Well," said the podiatrist, "you are going to have to stop." "I can't," she replied, "that's the only way my German Shepherd fucks."

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