Name That Ranch

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name.
"Well," said the would-be cattleman, "I wanted to name it the Bar-J. My wife favored Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other wanted the Lazy-Y. So we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y."
"But where are all your cattle?" the friends asked.
"None survived the branding."

Cow Tunes

Q: Why did the cow buy a new MP3 player?
A: Because she loves listening to moosic.

My First Time

The night was young, the moon was high. We were alone, just she and I. Her hair was soft and her eyes were blue. I knew just what she wanted me to do. Her skin was smooth her legs were fine. I ran my finger down her spine. I didn't know how but i tried my best. As I placed my hand on her breast, I remembered my fear and my heart beating fast. Slowly, she spread her legs apart. When I did it, I felt no shame. And all at once white stuff came. It's over. It's all over now. My first time ever. My first time milking a cow. 
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