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Blonde Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
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Laughing Cow
Q: What do you call a cow in tall grass?
A: Utterly tickled.
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Three Cows
Q What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Yo Mama.
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