Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Cat Be a Dog

Q: How do you make a cat be a dog?
A: Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

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Cats Are Good For

Q: What are the two things a cat is good for?
A: Altitude and distance!

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Four Cats in a Boat

Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copy cats!

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