Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Cat Tracks

Q: What happened to the cat with 16 lives?
A: He got run over by a 4x4 truck and died.

Written By: harrison

Cat Be a Dog

Q: How do you make a cat be a dog?
A: Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

Anonymous

Cats Are Good For

Q: What are the two things a cat is good for?
A: Altitude and distance!

Anonymous
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