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Pet Cemetery
An old lady was getting on the bus to go to the pet cemetery with her cat's remains. As she got on the bus, she whispered to the bus driver, "I have a dead p*ssy." The driver pointed to the lady sitting behind him and said, "Sit with my wife, you two have a lot in common!"
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Submitted BY: MadameMeza
Cats and Hot Dogs
Q: What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A: Mouse-tard.
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Anonymous
Lions Meal
Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: 'Let us prey.'
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Anonymous
