Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Mother Cat

Q: Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
A: She didn’t want to litter.

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Cats and Ducks

Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look!

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Cute Kittens

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." "How did you know that?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom!"

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