Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

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Turkey and the Bull...

Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, the turkey reached the second branch. Finally, after a week, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, though, the turkey was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey from the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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Animal Rotation

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: Rotisserie chicken.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Riddles
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Blonde Bird Killer

Q: How does a blonde kill a bird?
A: She throws it off a cliff.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Riddles
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