Animal Jokes

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Anything But

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Vulgar Chicken

Q: What does a vulgar chicken say?
A: Fuck, fuck, fuck...

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Blue Elephant Gun

Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.

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