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A Snake in Your Toilet
Q: What do you do if you find a venomous snake in your toilet?
A: Wait until he's finished!
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Cough Stirrup
Q: What do you give a pony with a cold?
A: Cough Stirrup!
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New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let's consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs; the tallest ones, anyway.
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