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Poisonous Snake Family
A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
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Polygon Definition
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
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Getting 10 Fat Cows in Your Basement
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
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