Dropped Your Wallet

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."

It Is Woomba

At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying, "No no no, I am telling you it is Woomba".  The African surgeon is saying, "No Man, it is Whoooooommmmmm".  They go on like this for about 10 minutes. Up comes the English surgeon and interrupts them. "Excuse me chaps, but I do believe that the word you are trying to say is "Womb."  After he has gone away, the African turns to the Indian and says, "I bet you he has never even seen a hippopotamus, never mind heard one fart under water!

Elephant In A Car

Q: How does an elephant get out of a small car?
A: The same way that he got in!