Cationary; A Cat's Dictionary

• Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
• Purrverse : Poem about a strange kitty.
• Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
• Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.
• Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.
• Purrson: A male kitty.
• Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

Find Out About The Cat

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
 chauffeur worked for a woman who took her cat with her on rides. During one trip, the driver dropped her at a mall before he gassing up. The cat remained in the car, laying down on the top of the limousine's back seat. The service station's attendant often glanced at unusual passenger. Finally, he asked: "Sir, is that cat someone important?"

Spider And An Elephant

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling, run before it collapses!