Kitty Replacement

A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know,” replies the old lady. “How are you at catching mice?”

Protection From The Rain

Q: What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
A: An umbrellaphant!

Feline Expectations

I was doing some research and found out that thousands of years ago cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.