Animal Jokes

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River Crossing

Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A: A hoppercraft!

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Four Sheep Tied To A Post

Q: What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
A:  A leisure centre.

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House Directions

Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll?
A: No direction: roosters don't lay eggs.

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