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What Lives On Nothing
Q: What insect lives on nothing?
A: A moth, because it eats holes
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A Blonde's Goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''
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Sheephearder and Mick Jagger
Q: What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?
A: Mick Jagger sings, "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud." An English sheepherder says, "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
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