Animal Jokes

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Four Legs And Flies

Q: What has four legs and flies?
A: A pig!

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Chicken x Cement Mixer

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick-layer!

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Mouse And Lion

There was once a mouse getting chased by a lion, the mouse looked up and said God please let this lion be a Christian, the lion stopped, prayed for the food he was about to received and ate the mouse.

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