Animal Jokes

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Hippos' Sex

Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water?
A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Safe Redneck Sex

Q: How do rednecks have safe sex?
A: They mark the sheep that kick!

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Tarantulas

Q: What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
A: If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

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