Animal Jokes

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You Know You're Ugly When...

Q: How do you know when you're really ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

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Wrinkled Ankles

Q: Why do elephants have wrinkly ankles?
A: Because their shoes are too tight!

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Horsing Around

Q: What is a horses favorite part of a party?
A: The MAIN event!

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