Cooler Talk

ANTELOPE BOSS: The other antelope are complaining you've been harassing them at the water cooler. Anything to say?
 
*Lion shrugs*

Blue Elephant

Q: What do you do if you find a blue elephant?
A: Try and cheer him up!

Talking Cow

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story. "Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied."Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."