Animal Jokes

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Grizzly And Harp

Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!

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Here Chicken Chicken

Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from?
A: Ethiopia!

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Dead Crows

Q: Why don't you see any dead crows on the road?
A: All their cousins are in the trees screaming, "Caw Caw!"

Submitted BY: David
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