Animal Jokes

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Homing Pigeon

You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Boy Finds Dead Bird

A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, ''Dad, what happened to the birdie?'' His dad told him, ''Son, the bird died and went to heaven.'' Then the boy asked, ''Did God throw him back down?''

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Calf's Tail and a Tie

Q: What is the difference between a calf's tail and a tie?
A: The calf's tail hides the entire a**hole.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Appearance Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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