Animal Jokes

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Dog Park -Riddles

Q: Where does a dog park his car?
A: In a 'barking' lot or a 'gerrr-age'.

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Lucky Frogs

Q: Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
A: Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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Ran Over a Skunk

Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk. "We better take the skunk to the vet, Lena. Just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm." "But, Jim, what about the smell?" "Don't worry, Lena. The skunk will get used to it."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Gross Jokes
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