Animal Jokes

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Elephant and A Seiko Watch

Q: What do an elephant and a Seiko watch have in common?
A: They both come in quartz!

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Turned Into An Insect

Q: What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
A: He just beetled off!

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Elephant Stand on a Marshmallow

Q: Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
A: Because he didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate.

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