Animal Jokes

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Doctor I'm a Dog!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

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Horse Smart

Q: Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse?
A: For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.

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Submitted BY: Piroman

Goose and Lady in Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

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