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Guess Your Weight
An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will spend the night with whoever can guess the weight of her pet canary that's sitting on her little finger.
An old drunk yelled out, "Fifty pounds!"
She replied, "Close enough."
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Cat License
Q: Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
A: Cats can't drive!
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Lawyer and a Rooster
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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