Animal Jokes

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Mouse in a Tub

Q: How does a mouse feel after a bath?
A: Squeaky clean.

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Elephant Sex

A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."

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Fake It

Q: What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
A: Fake an orgasm.

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