Animal Jokes

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Bee-Line

Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

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No Stone Unturned?

This just in: A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why he did this he stated -"I want to leave no tern unstoned."

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Cowboy Leaves on Friday

Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse's name is Friday.

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