Animal Jokes

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Bee Back

Q: How did the bee hurt his back?
A: He fell off his honey.

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Cowboy Lovin

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner, he cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring the cook. The cook pulled a cowboy aside and asked, "Did I screw up the cooking..." "No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."

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Mother Duck

Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little duck.
A: If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one.

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