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A Parrot And A Woodpecker
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A: A bird that talks in morse code!
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Bee Smart
Q: What are the cleverest bees?
A: Spelling bees!
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Cat Knows Password
- E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
- Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
- You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip..
- Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
- Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "Cyber-Dog."
- Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
- You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
- On IRC you're known as the Iron-Mouser.
- Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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