Bee Jokes

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!
 
Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
 
Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
 
Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!
 
Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!
 
Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!
 
Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!
 
Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
 
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!
 
Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!

Mad Cow

Two cows were talking in the field one day.
First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?
Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?

Pig Ballet

Q:  What is a pigs favorite ballet?
A:  Swine Lake!