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Paddy and His Goldfish
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "Yeah, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"
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Shark Keys
Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw!
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Cow and Duck
Q: What do you get when you have a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers.
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