Alcohol Jokes - Whiskey Jokes

Whisky Cure

I'm on a whisky diet.
Have already lost three days.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes
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Selling The Wife

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort." "That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?" "Right!" said the drunk, still crying. "You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still loved her, right?" "Oh, No," said the drunk. "I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Favorite Drink

Age of drinking
17 - Wine Coolers
25 - White wine
35 - Red wine
48 - Dom Perignon
66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Wine Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Shots Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Old Age Jokes
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