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Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes
Most Popular Answer
Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions? Arnold: I don't know ma'am. Teacher: ''Correct!'''
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Elephant Family
Teacher: "To which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: "I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"
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Practice makes Perfect
My Lesbian neighbors Jill and Julie, who are both teachers, asked me to help them conceive a child.
They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old-fashioned way as they weren't man-haters.
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them that I had a vasectomy last year.
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