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Human Anatomy
A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female. "The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis." A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong. "My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"
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Elephant Family
Teacher: "To which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: "I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"
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Teacher's Favorite
Q: What is a teacher's favorite state?
A: Pennysylvania
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