Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes

Finding an Elephant

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil: "You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Jonah and the Whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Atheist Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
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Enron Scandal Effects

Q: Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers?
A: Because they now have to explain to their students why "to LAY" is worse than "to F*CK"!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes , Riddles
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