Profession Jokes - Psychiatrist Jokes

I'm A Wheelbarrow

Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.

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Split Personality

Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.
Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

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I Think I'm a Chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

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