Profession Jokes - Psychiatrist Jokes

Solving a problem

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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Give Them a Shock

Q: Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?
A: To prepare them for the bill!

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A Curtain

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain.
Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
 

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