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Profession Jokes - Psychiatrist Jokes
I'm A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.
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Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.
Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
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Canine Complex
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!" "A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the couch." "Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."
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