Pulling His Cheney

George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!" Colin Powell says "Oh, No! Did you cut him down?" "Cut him down?" asks George W. "How could I cut him down? He wasn`t dead yet!"

Congressman Condit

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?
A: To keep his ankles warm!

Cold Politics

It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in his OWN pockets.