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Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes
To Be a Politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to acquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.
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Light Bulb - Senator
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
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Four Asses
Q: What has four asses?
A: Eight half assed politicians.
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