Profession Jokes

Paper or Plastic?

One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paper or Plastic" and the man said, "Uh... paper I guess." Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35. The man took out his wallet and said "Real or Counterfeit".

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Librarian Booty Call

I like my women like I like my books - stacked.

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It's Always A Women

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx

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