Profession Jokes

Gourmet Booty Call - Sous Chef

Mind if my sous chef watches?

Anonymous

Blonde V. Construction

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?
A: One lays bricks and the other lays pricks!

Anonymous

Two Babies

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
The man giving the lady an angry look replied, "I don't know". The lady asked again, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?" The man looking angrier than before replied, "I don't know".
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"
The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company."

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