Profession Jokes

Convenience Store Clerk

Q: What is the difference between a toilet and  a convenience store clerk?
A: A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Paper or Plastic?

One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paper or Plastic" and the man said, "Uh... paper I guess." Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35. The man took out his wallet and said "Real or Counterfeit".

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Anonymous

Librarian Booty Call

I like my women like I like my books - stacked.

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