What Was Your Daddy?

Three guys die and go to Hell. Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a candle maker." So, Satan burns off the guy's d**k. Satan asks the second guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a rope maker." So, Satan rips off the guy's d**k with a rope. Satan asks the third guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" The guy smiles and says, "He made lollipops."

Ghosts Scare Talk Show Hosts

Q: What do you call ghosts who scare talk show hosts?
A: The Phantom of the Oprah.

Corporate Booty Call - Chain

I've got something you can take up the chain.