Figure the Number

Limerick, there once was a Realtor named Hall, with a hexohexaganal ball. The cube of it's weight, plus his pecker times eight, is his phone number, give him a call!

Old Never Dies

Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties.
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance
Old accounts never die, they are deleted
Old actors never die, they just drop a part
Old alcholics/drug users never die, they just get wasted
Old anthropologists never die, they just become history
Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver
Old architects never die, they just lose their structure
Old assets never die, they just depreciate
Old astronauts never die, they just go to another world
Old atoms never die, they just decay
Old bankers never die, they just lose interest
Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan
Old baseball players never die, they just go batty
Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap

Snowplow Guy

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?