Fly In My Soup

A man eating at a restaurant says to his waiter, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" The waiter replies, "That, sir, is entirely possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor."

Figure the Number

Limerick, there once was a Realtor named Hall, with a hexohexaganal ball. The cube of it's weight, plus his pecker times eight, is his phone number, give him a call!

Snowplow Guy

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?