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Astronaut Booty Call - Launch
Much like a shuttle launch, my rocket also comes in multiple stages.
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Geology Word Plays
If you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, "You breccia!" or "My sediments exactly!" And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old: "That's not gneiss!"
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Very Bad Private Eye
The Top Signs That You've Hired A Bad Private Eye
- Considers reading "The Hardy Boys Mysteries" actually helpful research.
- He has a pet basset hound named "Flash" that acts as his trusty assistant.
- His best disguise is wearing a hat.
- Keeps getting confused and follows you all the time.
- Won't read any messages without his trusty decoder ring.
- Dresses up like Jessica Fletcher from "Murder She Wrote" when he thinks he's caught the suspect.
- Well, he's blind.
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