Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Five Penises

A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have five penises!" The doctor says, "Good lord! How do your pants fit?" The man replies, "Like a glove."

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What If My Temperature Goes Up

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!

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I'm God

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God! Doc: When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the...

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