Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Serving Lawyers

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my' gator."

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Worse Than Pleading Guilty

Q: What's worse than pleading guilty to murder?
A: Getting jail time and getting robbed by your attorney

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Honest Lawyers

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An oxymoron.

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