Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

All of The Lawyers

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator, it would be a good idea to just leave them there.

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Two Lawyers Drowning

 If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

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Who Gets It?

Q:  Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
A:  The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.

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