The Best Profession to Operate On

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first surgeon said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered."
"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered."
The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangeable."

Lawyers and Lesbians

Q: What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
A: 100 people who don't do dick!

Only Two Bullets

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice