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Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
How Many Lawyers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
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Inventing Wire
Q: How was wire invented?
A: Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
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Lawyer's Funeral
Q: Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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